This thursay is labour day, supposedly a holiday. HOWEVER, I think I will be working this thursday. It sucks I know; I wanted to go and meet up with s14. awwwww (groan)

Well I am in Singapore now, and plans to stay till mid june. Hopefully everything goes well.

NTU has sent out its acceptance letter, and I am accepted into chemical and biomolecular engineering. However I am kind of troubled now because I realise NTU business school only takes 3 years to finish. So means those going business will start working one year before me! hmmm... Alright if I got into NUS Chem Eng then I wouldn't be so grumpy.
我想你，但我不知道如何靠近你

centipede

recently, there are a lot of centipedes appearing in my house toilet. Well they have been around for quite some time, but they have never been present in such numbers. In addition, they are usually tiny ones that you might just accidentally crush when u step into the toilet w/o switching on the lights. Now, however, their have upsized and you will not miss noticing them. My mum just killed one in the toilet while she was doing laundry just now. She used a slipper to half it, and half of it is as big and long as the size that I used to see in the toilet.

Oh wells they have grown havent they?

I just killed two this morning while I was showering, and I really wonder how many more are coming.

Showering has turned into some scary chores.

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Why does France make Dalai their honorary citizen? This is just gonna make the China nd France relationship worse isnt it?

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ok another joke of the day.

once, a bear and a rabbit was strolling in the woods.

the bear had a stomachache and want to shit. He turned and asked the rabbit,"if it's you, would you mind if ur fur kena some poop?"

the rabbit replied,"I do not mind actually"

then they found some bushes perfect for the bear to relieve himself.

at this point, the bear asked the rabbit again,"seriously, do you mind if ur fur kena some poop?"

the rabbit replied,"well I really don't mind"

so the bear went to relieve himself, and then ask the rabbit again,"if it's you, Do you mind if your fur kena poop?"

the rabbit replied,"NO!"

then the bear grabbed the rabbit to wipe his ass.

i just realise i missed out a section. wat a sotong i am.

WHICH ONE IS BETTER
29. Lips or eyes : eyes
30. Hugs or kisses : xoxo
31. Shorter or taller : shorter
32. Romantic or spontaneous : both
33. Sensitive or loud : Sensitive
34. Trouble maker or hesitant : not any of that

it is my mistake that i missed out. haha i dun blame juin and cheryl and dhika if they nv do this section hehe. SORRY my mistake

tagged by alex!

1. Real name : Lee Wen Hao
2. Nickname : dajie, howard, wendy
3. Married : single
4. Male or Female : Male
5. Highschool : St Joseph Institution
6. College : National Junior College
7. Short or long hair : short
8. Are you a health freak : hahaha judging from my size, i am not
9. Height : 180cm
10. Do you have a crush on someone : it's complicated
11. Do you like yourself : not some of my personality
12. Piercings : don't dare... but considering
13. Righty or Lefty : right

FIRST'S
14. First surgery : nope but considering lipo...(kidding)
15. First piercing(s) : not yet
16. First person you see in the morning : the vendor selling breakfast (kidding again)
17. First award : some award in primary school
18. First sport you joined : badminton in primary school then basketball in secondary school
19. First pet : a stray dog that give birth outside my house. my family decided to take her in for a while
20. First vacation : if its overseas, then Taiwan!
22. First crush : few years back

CURRENTLY
23. Eating : just had dinner
24. Drinking : plain water
25. I'm about to : play online mahjong

YOUR FUTURE

26. Want kids : yes a dozen (just kidding bout the number)
27. Want to get married : yes
28. Careers in mind : be a boss

HAVE YOU EVER
35. Kissed a stranger : never before
36. Drank bubbles : what is that
37. Lost glasses/contacts : i don't think so
38. Ran away from home : no. no where else to go. JB very dangerous
39. Liked someone younger : no comment
40. Liked someone older : no comment
41. Broken someone's heart : no comment
42. Been arrested : nope
43. Cried when someone died : not experienced
44. Liked a friend : I love my frens

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
45. Yourself : not all the time
46. Miracles : yes
47. Heaven : yes
48. Santa claus : yes. and there are so many in the world currently
49. Angels : yes. people who help those in need asking for nothing in return. they are angels around us

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY ~*
50. Is there one person you want to be with right now : no comment
51. Do you believe in God : yes.

tag: cheryl, juin, alethea, dhika, huiting, meimei and those who read my blog

i saw this joke on the newspaper

a woman was over 120kg and was very troubled by her weight and appearance. therefore she decided to go to a doctor for her weight management.

at the clinic, the doctor asked her,"what was your lightest weight last time?"

"3.5kg" she replied.

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allright i know its kind of lame. but i burst out laughing when i was reading it. ok the other one

a man had stomach ache after a buffet and it was unbearable. he went to a clinic and the doctor asked him,"you might have food poisoning, what did you eat?"

he replied,"salmon, beef, oyster..."

the doctor asked,"after you open the shell, what was the colour of the oyster inside?"

"WAT? Need to open the shell?"

okay this is my second post of the day like in, erm, less than half and hour?

I read this from the joke section of newspaper, it was in Chinese. Dhika sorry I am lazy to translate.
黑道大哥儿子的请假单

亲爱的王老师：

你好！我想请假。

本来我是不想的，但是爸爸昨天收保护费被人砍了，今天找不到人手，于是叫我去凑个数。

老师您请放心，我是绝对不会被人拿刀砍的。虽然我才上二年级，但是去年我已经和隔壁班的小强打过一架 ，他那时候是五年级，最后他被我打得拖进医院缝了8针，躺了一个礼拜，那时候我还是手下留情了。

我爸说了，跟人找岔子，一定要狠，所以我遵循父亲的循循善诱，把小强打得送进了医院。请老师放心，我不会让你丢脸的。

对了王老师，如果有人敢欺负你，你就报上我的名字。我的名字在这一带，谁听了都要敬我三分。如果他们还不给你面子，你就报上我爸的名字，看谁敢动你。

王老师，我帮我爸办完事就会立刻赶回来上学。如果校长来了发现我不在，你不要和他说，因为昨天我爸就是被校长那王八蛋带人给砍的。

王老师请不要担心，我会牢记你的话，一步一脚印，一刀一道伤疤。我不会手下留情的。

如果我在两个小时之内没有回来的话，请麻烦王老师打医院的电话，并交上几个条子。王老师请相信我，我会凯旋归来。

我一定要帮爸爸出这口恶气的，我相信你也会为我爸爸伸张正义的，我一家6口全靠爸爸收保护费过日子，如果有人闹事，我也该露露脸了。再说，这样一来就会断了我家的经济来源。

我去了。

Ellen DeGeneres

Many of you might not even know who she is; many of you might know her, and know that she is lesbian. She is Ellen DeGeneres, a host to the Ellen show. And from what I know, she used to be a stand up comedian.

Honestly speaking, I am sort of a fan to the Ellen DeGeneres show. It is a talk show, something like the Martha Steward show, or the Tyra show, but different in the sense that, it is rather funny. The Martha's show is more adult & of lifestyle while Tyra's show is more of fashion. Therefore I dun really watch them. The reason I watched Ellen show, is because I like her sense of humor.

To be honest, I think that it is quite funny that I like to watch talk show. I like it because it is funny, and a lot of interesting people go to the show. Ellen show attracted me more, because not only interesting stuff happens on the show, but the way she jokes around and does a lot of crazy stuffs (like she wanted to shave a woman whom I think is her mum on the show after a bet).

Well there is certain something that I do not like about the show, it is that she likes to "DANCE" before the show starts. The reason I put the word dance in "" is because they are not really dancing, they are just moving around with music, like what you might do in a club, or during some party. I feel it is kind of redundant, but well, perhaps it is the style of her show.

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I never watch the Oprah Winfrey show before, but I really hope I have the opportunity to.

我好累好累
究竟 我追逐的东西
是否是必要的执着

my laptop is DYING!!! HELP!!!
the virus has corrupted most of the stuff in my laptop and "deactivate" a lot of programmes, including microsoft office. the worst thing that happens, is that i couldn'f find my reformat disk! unless acer computer doesn't need one. i am considering of bringing my laptop to the services centre and hopefully they can send it to emergency room for some operation. perhaps i will try getting a reformat disk at the same time.
I regretted not taking good care of you! please revive!
dhika, follow me to acer centre leh

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It is always easier said than done.
People always says, "move on". However, most people find it hard to listen to this advice. I guess there is a little something that people hold on to, that gives us a little hope which prevent people from leaving things behind, and move on. It is this little hope that cause injuries again and again. It doesn't diminish or disappear; it simply hides after a wound is inflicted and it rises again very soon to hurt. Sometimes, no matter how much we try to cover it, it can find its way out. It has deep-rooted in a person.

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"Moving on" is the most useless or ineffective advice/consolation one can give, yet it is the most logical thing to say.

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我好像知道些什么
但是我又不敢确定
不敢确定，是因为害怕事实与想象
分毫不差

心冷了一大截
好想钻进黑暗里
卷缩 闭眼 安静
关上脑 不思考
忘却一切 忘记 我不是真命天子
我多么希望 我就是那个人

why am i still so easily moved?
为何我还是如此容易动摇？